Added at 11:48am — 7,333 notesif you’re sad just remember
imagine them coming for you
tackling you
licking your face
covering you in their excited puppy wiggles
imagine how fluffy that’d be
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
221452 listenshey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me beep me if you wanna reach me
I had to hear it in song form.
- normal person: my boyfriend tells me I was the girl of his dream, I was the most gorgeous girl in the entire univers
- me: once, an anon said he liked my blog
